Ever wonder how many pockets is too many? said “yes”. Our scientists discovered a total of nine, but future research missions could uncover more. Much like pocket allocations, the team was generous with the cut. A roomy silhouette allows you to wear plenty of layers underneath or smuggle a couple of puppies, either scenario being of equal importance.

There’s a bunch of other details, including snap buttons for adjusting sleeves and hood adjustment. Honestly, you’re probably here for the fabric and pockets though so it doesn’t really matter.

As always, the EG team went mad on the fabric, with a custom abstract camouflage. We use the term “camouflage" loosely because unless you’re hiding in your nana’s garden bed you’re probably not blending in too well. The material itself has a weighty structured finish, similar to the “metal nylon” of a certain Italian brand...